disappears:

wish i could have someone to be adorable with 

bobzenub:

Charles and Erik finally reconcile


I would be okay with that being the whole movie

bobzenub:

Charles and Erik finally reconcile

I would be okay with that being the whole movie

telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

image

dampsandwich:

look at this stupid fucking baby just throwing wads of cash out the window because it doesnt have to pay for anything. what i would call a freeloading piece of shit

dampsandwich:

look at this stupid fucking baby just throwing wads of cash out the window because it doesnt have to pay for anything. what i would call a freeloading piece of shit

riverandthetrees:

I know I’ll miss him forever.” (Stand by me, 1986)

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

pansypanters:

solar-tsunami:

fuckingwhoremouth:

sheepyichigo:

kylerspears:

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you

jesus christ

Wasn’t expecting that

True love is world domination and that is beautiful

This is the best relationship to have hands down,

pansypanters:

solar-tsunami:

fuckingwhoremouth:

sheepyichigo:

kylerspears:

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you

jesus christ

Wasn’t expecting that

True love is world domination and that is beautiful

This is the best relationship to have hands down,

theycallmeminky:

Literally me.

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place