Bedtime Stories For New Zealanders
“It’s bad to kill, but it’s not bad to die.” Hogarth is seriously the best kid ever

“It’s bad to kill, but it’s not bad to die.” Hogarth is seriously the best kid ever

This is beautiful, and makes me sad that Kevin Spacey never replies to me :,(

This is beautiful, and makes me sad that Kevin Spacey never replies to me :,(

goquackyourself:

Giant?
….Hogarth. You stay…I go..no following..
..I love you..

diekidlightningdie:

I know now that officially Gandalf says “fly you fools” before he falls off the Moria bridge but I still can’t help but think of this every time I see that scene.

#artportfolio

(YES!! I still say he says “FLHRLH YOU FOOLS” …which probably does stand for something like ‘Fat Little Hobbits Run Like Hell’ in wizardese)

diekidlightningdie:

I know now that officially Gandalf says “fly you fools” before he falls off the Moria bridge but I still can’t help but think of this every time I see that scene.

#artportfolio

(YES!! I still say he says “FLHRLH YOU FOOLS” …which probably does stand for something like ‘Fat Little Hobbits Run Like Hell’ in wizardese)

from Vin Diesel’s facebook page, aka The Museum of Modern Art

from Vin Diesel’s facebook page, aka The Museum of Modern Art

I keep wanting this to be a comedy. “You’ve been taken? AGAIN? *Macaulay Culkin face-slap*”

I keep wanting this to be a comedy. “You’ve been taken? AGAIN? *Macaulay Culkin face-slap*”

would you rather have to search through a heap of fresh dinosaur poop the size of a dump truck for your car keys for as long as it takes (and no you do not get to see or hang out with the dinosaur) OR not eat any meat for a month?

…if this is your sick sleazy way of trying to get me to not eat chickens… it MAY work-! As far as I know, there is 0% meat content in chocolate chip cookies, marshmallow cereal, Mike&Ikes, processed hydrogenated lard cookie filling, chicken sandwiches, and various other staples of my diet. I choose option B