I know now that officially Gandalf says “fly you fools” before he falls off the Moria bridge but I still can’t help but think of this every time I see that scene.
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(YES!! I still say he says “FLHRLH YOU FOOLS” …which probably does stand for something like ‘Fat Little Hobbits Run Like Hell’ in wizardese)
would you rather have to search through a heap of fresh dinosaur poop the size of a dump truck for your car keys for as long as it takes (and no you do not get to see or hang out with the dinosaur) OR not eat any meat for a month?
…if this is your sick sleazy way of trying to get me to not eat chickens… it MAY work-! As far as I know, there is 0% meat content in chocolate chip cookies, marshmallow cereal, Mike&Ikes, processed hydrogenated lard cookie filling, chicken sandwiches, and various other staples of my diet. I choose option B









