Bedtime Stories For New Zealanders
would you rather have to search through a heap of fresh dinosaur poop the size of a dump truck for your car keys for as long as it takes (and no you do not get to see or hang out with the dinosaur) OR not eat any meat for a month?

…if this is your sick sleazy way of trying to get me to not eat chickens… it MAY work-! As far as I know, there is 0% meat content in chocolate chip cookies, marshmallow cereal, Mike&Ikes, processed hydrogenated lard cookie filling, chicken sandwiches, and various other staples of my diet. I choose option B

lol I just figured out how to make the menu at Stacked go to tumblr

pahua:

littleyellowboxes:

letloosethekraken:

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Oh my god hahaha

I bet it’s from Spider-Man 3 … Anything could have happened in that movie

lol that Ian McKellan is such a queen

lol that Ian McKellan is such a queen

hahaha WHAT …okay after the 50th time I guess he’s honourably giving him an Avatar bow, but at first it looked like he was pounding his fist as if to gesture “I TOLD you to stay in your room. You know what happens now…”, especially Rob’s reaction!!
either way he’s still a terrible father

hahaha WHAT …okay after the 50th time I guess he’s honourably giving him an Avatar bow, but at first it looked like he was pounding his fist as if to gesture “I TOLD you to stay in your room. You know what happens now…”, especially Rob’s reaction!!

either way he’s still a terrible father

Ohana, bitches

Ohana, bitches

“Iron Man…”

(The Giant after having just seen The Avengers)

cinematon:

Watch The Iron Giant on your computer now! (Amazon)
altairyourclothesoff:

‘PUT ON CLOTHES LOKI NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT’
‘MAKE ME, BROTHER’

Oh yay, I need to start doing this again! Someone send my studio some colouring pages! *doesn’t realize he has 0 followers*

altairyourclothesoff:

‘PUT ON CLOTHES LOKI NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT’

‘MAKE ME, BROTHER’

Oh yay, I need to start doing this again! Someone send my studio some colouring pages! *doesn’t realize he has 0 followers*

It’s none of my business, but who cares what these creeps think of you? They don’t make you what you are, you do. You are who you choose to be.
Dean McCoppin from The Iron Giant (via 0wlcity)
I would get this tattoo, but his scar is on the wrong side :/

I would get this tattoo, but his scar is on the wrong side :/