Bedtime Stories For New Zealanders: Archive

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sharsteeg10: jamaicabobsled: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?”. The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables who added the Sarah Jessica Parker gif…?

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My queueueueue is posting things without my consent! I would fight it, but it has clearly become self aware and could incinerate me at it’s mildest whims. It will probably conquer earth by the time I wake up tomorrow. …I hope China falls first

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I refuse to post anything else until people...

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How well do you see color? →

thejump: I got a 3 and for the first 5 minutes after I thought low meant bad and I was on the brink of gouging out my eyes OPTICBLAST! I got an 8 and thought I kicked your ass. I blame my computer monitor for not displaying the information correctly

Sep 14th

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thejump: Sven, you coward Hey, Sven did his job! The rest was up to his brother, and he failed

Sep 13th

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Legolas gives Aragorn his immortality

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I prefer to think Batman doesn't frighten...

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Stephen Colbert: Huge Nerd

“….Mr. Colbert, whose actual dressing room/ office is a shrine to all things “Lord of the Rings,” including a Gandalf for President button and an animated cave troll that serves as arbiter of his writing sessions with fellow Daily Show parodists. If an idea is funny, the troll raises a trident. If a gag falls flat, it lowers a mace and grunts. Mr. Colbert doesn’t trust his own judgment....

Sep 10th

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…and thus Seven Nation Army was forevermore ruined MADE BETTER!

Sep 10th

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