Bedtime Stories For New Zealanders: Archive

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NFL.COM, you salty bitch

My friend wants me to join his fantasy football league. I normally would reject this idea outright because my nerdiness prevents me from excelling at anything beyond fantasy baseball or fantasy yachting, but he’s like my best mate. So this is how my sign-up process went- NFL.com: “Username?” Me: “Hmm… okay, ‘Super Joe’ (for my boyhood idol Joe...