Bedtime Stories For New Zealanders

WOW clearly that house worshiped the wrong deity/deities

“He cried for me, his enemy! We wounded each other in battle but he called me his friend! He saved me!”

I would buy cigarettes from a dog. I would buy anything from a dog

this is how I go to work every morning

I have more drafts than followers.

:I

this is my every experience with human contact

RPAT- must steal for Proto nature spirits [DON’T TELL ANYONE ELSE]

I’ve tried this it’s harder than it looks